Thursday, January 7, 2010

Hit the ground running!

Welcome to a new year. What does that mean?.... Absolutely nothing!!!! Guess what America. All your problems and issues from 2009 just carry over to 2010! I understand that the New Year signals a fresh start. This is a tradition that most people follow to a "T." We lean so heavily on the new year we feel that what you're doing when the clock strikes midnight dictates what you're going to be doing all year. If that was the case then I would be drunk right now, but guess what? Life goes on.

I plan to do better and I refuse to wait for a new year to hit the restart button. The best part about the new year is getting my income taxes back. When that happens I'll have a fresh start.

And let's not forget the people of 2009 that made the year memorable. That's right! I'm talking about (in no particular order) 30 of the biggest douche bags of 2009! I hope in 2010 we can out do this list. They'll probably be some repeat entrees if most of the people on this list don't lie low:

  1. Bill O'Reilly
  2. Glen Beck
  3. Michael Jackson (FOR DYING!)
  4. Sarah Palin
  5. Goldman Sacks
  6. Wall Street
  7. Michael Jackson's physician
  8. Michael Bay
  9. Dick Cheney
  10. Tiger Woods
  11. The Yankees
  12. Sammy Sosa
  13. Brett Farve
  14. Kanye West
  15. Hamid Karzai
  16. Chris Brown
  17. Teddy Reilly
  18. Mark Sanford
  19. Octomom
  20. John Gosselyn
  21. Parents of the Balloon Boy
  22. Joe Jackson
  23. Dan Schyder
  24. Lil Wayne
  25. Drake
  26. The Redskins O-Line
  27. John Mayer
  28. Peter Angelus
  29. George W. Bush (Retro active douche bag. He cause the 2009 recession.)
  30. The General Public. PEOPLE!

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