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Tuesday, February 23, 2010
I got hit by a car!
Are you serious..? You wanna talk about a bad day?
Thursday, February 18th, 7:00 pm:
I head to L & S Business Solutions. Sheri's in town from California and she wants to help me out with my current horrific financial situation. She tells me about a program she has called Savvy. In the program she would set it up so that I'd be on a budget to get me out of my financial problems. Here's the issue. Even if she puts me a program I'll still be in the double negative. WTF! Now that I know this for sure (100%) I'm actually relieved! Either way I'm poor, there's no way to recover on my current salary and there's nothing I can do about it. Let the good times roll!
Thursday, February 18th, 10:30 pm:
After the news of my inevitable poverty I decided to head out and celebrate. My friend Tyrone had put together an open mic for local artist and I wanted to get out the house. (I'd been snowed in for about 2.5 weeks prior to this.) This was the tame part of the night. I had a good time even if most of acts sucked. The future of hip-hop looked pretty bleak!
Friday, February 19th, 2:30 am:
Talk about out too late! After the open mic, a jumbo slice and some music listening I decided to head home. I was a little more exhausted than I realized. When I started to fall asleep at the wheel I took a little cat nap to wake myself up. I did this twice. The second time I took a nap I heard a knock on my door and got a rude awakening. Two white police officers were staring at me with their flash lights. They accuse me of being drunk (Ironically, I was stone-cold sober and didn't have a drink all night.) and make me take a 20 minute sobriety test. After failing to catch me doing anything but being a little sleepy they let me go and sent me on my marry way.
Friday, February 19th, 4:00 am:
Now here's the fun part! After a long drive home I get off the parkway on to a ramp for my exit. On the ramp is a car that was stuck in the snow. Even though it was late I felt bad for the guy and tried to help him get out. We tried for about 20 minutes. I got in the driver's seat of his car and hit the accelerator while he pushed from behind. Just as we started a car hit us going too fast up the ramp and slid in to black ice! I was hit by a car while in his car. I crawled out the passenger side, gave my contact info to the person I was helping and decided to go home! I'd had it! It was now 4:30 in the morning.
Friday, February 19th, 9:00 am:
After a crappy 4 hour sleep I called my office to tell them I was coming in late. As I head out the house and close the door, I suddenly realized I had locked myself out of the house and my car. I grabbed the wrong keys. Talk about rough. You wanna talk about a bad day?
Thursday, February 18th, 7:00 pm:
I head to L & S Business Solutions. Sheri's in town from California and she wants to help me out with my current horrific financial situation. She tells me about a program she has called Savvy. In the program she would set it up so that I'd be on a budget to get me out of my financial problems. Here's the issue. Even if she puts me a program I'll still be in the double negative. WTF! Now that I know this for sure (100%) I'm actually relieved! Either way I'm poor, there's no way to recover on my current salary and there's nothing I can do about it. Let the good times roll!
Thursday, February 18th, 10:30 pm:
After the news of my inevitable poverty I decided to head out and celebrate. My friend Tyrone had put together an open mic for local artist and I wanted to get out the house. (I'd been snowed in for about 2.5 weeks prior to this.) This was the tame part of the night. I had a good time even if most of acts sucked. The future of hip-hop looked pretty bleak!
Friday, February 19th, 2:30 am:
Talk about out too late! After the open mic, a jumbo slice and some music listening I decided to head home. I was a little more exhausted than I realized. When I started to fall asleep at the wheel I took a little cat nap to wake myself up. I did this twice. The second time I took a nap I heard a knock on my door and got a rude awakening. Two white police officers were staring at me with their flash lights. They accuse me of being drunk (Ironically, I was stone-cold sober and didn't have a drink all night.) and make me take a 20 minute sobriety test. After failing to catch me doing anything but being a little sleepy they let me go and sent me on my marry way.
Friday, February 19th, 4:00 am:
Now here's the fun part! After a long drive home I get off the parkway on to a ramp for my exit. On the ramp is a car that was stuck in the snow. Even though it was late I felt bad for the guy and tried to help him get out. We tried for about 20 minutes. I got in the driver's seat of his car and hit the accelerator while he pushed from behind. Just as we started a car hit us going too fast up the ramp and slid in to black ice! I was hit by a car while in his car. I crawled out the passenger side, gave my contact info to the person I was helping and decided to go home! I'd had it! It was now 4:30 in the morning.
Friday, February 19th, 9:00 am:
After a crappy 4 hour sleep I called my office to tell them I was coming in late. As I head out the house and close the door, I suddenly realized I had locked myself out of the house and my car. I grabbed the wrong keys. Talk about rough. You wanna talk about a bad day?
Thursday, January 7, 2010
Hit the ground running!
Welcome to a new year. What does that mean?.... Absolutely nothing!!!! Guess what America. All your problems and issues from 2009 just carry over to 2010! I understand that the New Year signals a fresh start. This is a tradition that most people follow to a "T." We lean so heavily on the new year we feel that what you're doing when the clock strikes midnight dictates what you're going to be doing all year. If that was the case then I would be drunk right now, but guess what? Life goes on.
I plan to do better and I refuse to wait for a new year to hit the restart button. The best part about the new year is getting my income taxes back. When that happens I'll have a fresh start.
And let's not forget the people of 2009 that made the year memorable. That's right! I'm talking about (in no particular order) 30 of the biggest douche bags of 2009! I hope in 2010 we can out do this list. They'll probably be some repeat entrees if most of the people on this list don't lie low:
I plan to do better and I refuse to wait for a new year to hit the restart button. The best part about the new year is getting my income taxes back. When that happens I'll have a fresh start.
And let's not forget the people of 2009 that made the year memorable. That's right! I'm talking about (in no particular order) 30 of the biggest douche bags of 2009! I hope in 2010 we can out do this list. They'll probably be some repeat entrees if most of the people on this list don't lie low:
- Bill O'Reilly
- Glen Beck
- Michael Jackson (FOR DYING!)
- Sarah Palin
- Goldman Sacks
- Wall Street
- Michael Jackson's physician
- Michael Bay
- Dick Cheney
- Tiger Woods
- The Yankees
- Sammy Sosa
- Brett Farve
- Kanye West
- Hamid Karzai
- Chris Brown
- Teddy Reilly
- Mark Sanford
- Octomom
- John Gosselyn
- Parents of the Balloon Boy
- Joe Jackson
- Dan Schyder
- Lil Wayne
- Drake
- The Redskins O-Line
- John Mayer
- Peter Angelus
- George W. Bush (Retro active douche bag. He cause the 2009 recession.)
- The General Public. PEOPLE!
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