Hit the ground running!

Welcome to a new year. What does that mean?.... Absolutely nothing!!!! Guess what America. All your problems and issues from 2009 just carry over to 2010! I understand that the New Year signals a fresh start. This is a tradition that most people follow to a "T." We lean so heavily on the new year we feel that what you're doing when the clock strikes midnight dictates what you're going to be doing all year. If that was the case then I would be drunk right now, but guess what? Life goes on.

I plan to do better and I refuse to wait for a new year to hit the restart button. The best part about the new year is getting my income taxes back. When that happens I'll have a fresh start.

And let's not forget the people of 2009 that made the year memorable. That's right! I'm talking about (in no particular order) 30 of the biggest douche bags of 2009! I hope in 2010 we can out do this list. They'll probably be some repeat entrees if most of the people on this list don't lie low:

1. Bill O'Reilly
2. Glen Beck
3. Michael Jackson (FOR DYING!)
4. Sarah Palin
5. Goldman Sacks
6. Wall Street
7. Michael Jackson's physician
8. Michael Bay
9. Dick Cheney
10. Tiger Woods
11. The Yankees
12. Sammy Sosa
13. Brett Farve
14. Kanye West
15. Hamid Karzai
16. Chris Brown
17. Teddy Reilly
18. Mark Sanford
19. Octomom
20. John Gosselyn
21. Parents of the Balloon Boy
22. Joe Jackson
23. Dan Schyder
24. Lil Wayne
25. Drake
26. The Redskins O-Line
27. John Mayer
28. Peter Angelus
29. George W. Bush (Retro active douche bag. He cause the 2009 recession.)
30. The General Public. PEOPLE!